主演:斯蒂芬妮·索科琳斯基 加斯帕德·尤利尔 梅兰尼·蒂
导演:川上奈奈美、相模麻央
类型:访谈 日韩 2020
时间:2023-04-21
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room."Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.""Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?""To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。"大夫!"他说,"帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!""天哪,"大夫说,"早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?""实话告诉您吧,大夫,"穷人说,"我当时还不缺钱!"一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。"大夫!"他说,"帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!""天哪,"大夫说,"早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?""实话告诉您吧,大夫,"穷人说,"我当时还不缺钱!"[清朝时,神父汤若望到中国来传教,结果都招不到一信信徒。为了搞清楚原因,他问一个朋友:“我看你们这里有信佛的,有信道的,怎么就是没人肯信我们的耶稣呢?”那朋友道:“我们这里的神佛,都披着金装玉衣,富贵荣华,享尽福寿!你们那个耶稣,自己都被钉在十字架上,还能指望他来保佑么![太为难老板了今天听广播听到一句很屌丝的话:老板,来个老婆饼,不要饼!!!太为难老板了。[ 详情
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